Honolulu, Hawaii
Family Letters Reveal Obama Born on Volcano during Eruption: Tea Party and Trump Demand Videotape
Washington, D.C.
U.S. Supreme Court Rules Corporations Have Freedom of Religion.
Mogadishu, Somalia
Somali Pirates Offer to Release 100 Hostages, 2 Tankers and 1 Shredded Bible If Next Miss Universe Contest is Held in Mogadishu
Mars
Charlie Sheen Calls Gaddafi “A Nut Job”: Challenges Him to a Swordfight with Johnny Depp
Tehran, Iran
“Jersey Shore” Rated #1 TV Show in Iran: It is Sponsored by the Revolutionary Guards.
Baghdad, Iraq. December 30, 2011
Remaining 40,000 U.S. Troops in Iraq Resign: Hired by State Department to Serve in Green Zone as Diplomats.
Cairo, Egypt
Sphinx Beats Military Junta for Egyptian Presidency in Landslide Victory: Remains Silent on Platform.
Los Angeles, California
Judge Rules Lindsey Lohan is “Legally Blond”: Sentences Her to Three Years on The Harvard Law Review
Thanks to Chattering Teeth at www.blogspot.com for the baby Obama and more thanks to www.hedgefundlive.com for its great cartoon of The Colonel. Also, the sad smiley face is from Zazzle.
Planning for Survival by Ismail Rifaat
